Raise your hand if you think Brooks Laich is a really important part of the team.
Yeah, I thought so.
P.S. I realize that technically it’s “bad” that Vanek and Connolly are out, but Ennis and Gerbe have been playing so well that it might be one of those delightful blessings in disguise. Likewise, I would completely support the current idea going around that Lindy should bench Stafford when one of the injured guys gets back. And that’s only partly because halfway through the second period Saturday night, I turned to my dad and asked him if Drew had been shot a few months ago and the Sabres just never told us. Where is he??
As I’m sure you inferred from the title of this post, we got a new TV. It’s big and beautiful and I am salivating at the thought of watching hockey tonight. Both of my teams are playing really bad teams, so I’m sure both the Caps and Sabres will lose. It’s bound to happen at some point.
Everyone’s feeling the love for Ryan Miller (as am I), and rightly so. The dude’s been on fire lately. He’s going to be pretty BAMF for Team USA in February. I’m choosing not to think about what will happen after the Olympics, when he’s too tired to even make it to the crease. We’ll get there eventually.
(And just for the record, no one believes my theory that Lindy keeps playing Ryan to exhaust him in an attempt to sabotage Team USA. Yes, I know Lindy doesn’t like backups and trusts Lala about as far as he can throw him, but still. He’s the coach of Team Canada. Ryan is the presumed starter for Team USA. It’s always possible.)
Jason is one of the several Sabres leading the team in scoring. I like this. It made me really, really sad last year when he sucked.
Poor, poor Goosie has the flu. I hope it’s not swine, Paul! Feel better soon and beware the pig!
Timmy sat out practice with “minor bumps and bruises” (according to The Buffalo News), which means he’ll be out for the next 6-8 weeks with an undisclosed upper-lower body injury.
Derek Roy needs to get on that whole “I haven’t scored a goal yet” thing stat. Not scoring goals is BAD, Royzie. You must fix this immediately, or else.
Happy birthday, Drew! I always thought it was fitting that he’s an almost-Halloween baby, since he’s kinda, well, out there….and reminds me of Halloween…uh…this sounded better in my head. I apologize.
I have absolutely no intention of watching the game tomorrow night. I will be trick-or-treating, because anyone who has an awesome costume and passes up on free candy is lame.
I’m afraid to wear my Caps jersey because last time I did, they were in the midst of that awful, painful losing streak. They’ve won six straight and I don’t want to jinx that, but like I said. I want to wear it. Bad.
I wish my stupid Lars t-shirt wasn’t backordered. The hockey gods seriously do not want me to own this shirt.
I’m really excited for the first game of the Tyler Myers era. I sincerely hope that his play over the first nine games had nothing to do with him having to impress the coaches and everything to do with how he normally plays. (Does that sentence even make any sense?) I don’t want him to be a fluke. I want to know that he’s actually a really talented player.
I’m writing an article for the school paper on the swine flu and I’m interviewing my dad for it. Normally this wouldn’t be a problem, but after his brief appearance on Channel 2 Monday afternoon, he keeps telling me I have to call public relations to get an interview with him. I plan on hiding the remote right before the Sabres game starts and blackmailing him into giving me some quotes on how the oink-oink can affect a high school environment.
Go Sabres/Caps! Woo!
So. The time has come to prepare a post previewing the Sabres. Where to begin? The Sabres were a mess last season, to be perfectly honest. Playoffs two years in a row, then no playoffs two years in a row, then they beat the Red Wings and the Caps in the preseason. Yes, I know we lost Drury and Briere, but seriously, dudes? Get over it. They weren’t the only players on this team.
The thing with these Sabres is that I can never decide if any of them have individual talents, or games like that 10-2 win over Edmonton are just a complete fluke. Yes, Thomas Vanek is good at putting the puck in the net. Yes, Tim Connolly is fabulous when he’s not lying in a hospital bed in a full body cast. Ryan Miller is frustratingly inconsistent, but when he’s on, good grief, is he on. Patrick Kaleta isn’t half-bad at throwing hits. Sir Christopher has a bright future ahead of him.
But I’m not sure if these Sabres are good enough to take the next step. Yes, if Gomez hadn’t taken out Miller we probably would have made the playoffs. But after seeing how the other teams played in the postseason, there’s an excellent chance that the Sabres would have been slaughtered in the first round. It would have painful, and it would have been ugly.
Darcy promised big changes this summer, so he let my Caveman go and signed Steve Montador in his place, and he brought back Mike Grier. Woo. Way to go, Darcy. Grier will (hopefully) be able to keep the whiny brats on this team in line, but that’s about it. He also signed about 27 enforcers and “gritty” players, so, you know, watch out, league. (I actually have a theory that Darcy watched Slapshot one too many times before free agency started and he wanted to be like the Chiefs and just beat up every team. If it’s old time hockey we’re going to be putting up with, I at least want a Killer.)
One thing Darcy didn’t do that we were all expecting was dump some of our dead weight. Yes, Max is gone, but we still have Hank and Jochen. Man, did those two frustrate me last season.
You know who else frustrated me? Jason Pominville. Jason effing Pominville. He was all cute and adorable and point-producing two years ago and then last season he completely sucked. It was awful.
Thomas Vanek was on track for fifty goals last season (remember when I was all freaked out that he would score more goals than Alex? Heh.) and then he broke his jaw. He’s definitely our best goal-scorer and I’d appreciate it if he could keep that up this year. I’m also counting on Derek Roy to be our best point-producer. Come on, Royzie. Do it for Kyle.
I’d really like some of the Portland kids to get a chance up here, but I’m not sure if that’ll happen or not since we don’t exactly have loads of roster space to give away. Gerbe and Kennedy might be ready to make the jump, but it really depends on who plays well in training camp and who else undergoes surgery right before the start of the season. Adam Mair.
Another concern is the Olympic Break. Yes, it will give some of our guys a chance to rest up, but not Ryan Miller. It became rather apparent two seasons ago that our fragile little goalie can’t handle playing a long season. The Olympics are kind of intense, and they’re going to exhaust him if he ends up being named the starting goalie.
I’m not going to make any predictions about this team, because I honestly don’t know where they’ll end up in the conference. What I do know is that they really are quite similar to the team we saw last year, and that team didn’t do a whole heck of a lot. Out of the playoffs is out of the playoffs, no matter what place you’re in.
Just a few personal letters to some of the players:
You just keep doing what you’re doing.
We gave you that contract extension because we believed in you, but you were kind of awful last season. Let’s just put the past in the past and move on. You can play better than you did. I believe in you.
Keep the little bastards in line.
Dear Sir Christopher,
I decided to make you my project this year, which means I love you even more and pay extra special attention to you. Not that there’s any pressure, I promise. I thought you were chivalrous and great player last year, and with even more time to grow and develop, you’ll get even better. Good luck, my young knight. May the force be with you.
Don’t forget your toothbrush on the road trips, sweetie!
Bruce’s knickers have been all in a twist after this PSA was played in Atlanta during the Caps/Thrashers game last night. Bruce, please, relax. This video is hilarious. Colby Armstrong is adorable, and Ilya at the end has not failed to crack me up during the two times I’ve watched this so far.
And Ron Hainsey? Is not at all unattractive.
I apologizing for having two posts in a row that talk about the Capitals in the title, but I really don’t have anything else to say about the Sabres. They’re not going to make the playoffs, they’re inconsistent, TV doesn’t score anymore, whatever. Although apparently Timmy is hurt again? Oh dear. How much longer do we have him under contract?
In other, happier news, Nathan Gerbe got named AHL Rookie of the Year! Woo! Go Nate-dogg!
(Updates at bottom!)
I carry a backpack to school. It’s a Vera Bradley one and has owls on it and I like it very much. The only problem with this bag is that I can’t easily keep it on my lap and text in school. Now, I normally don’t text in school anyway, but today I made an exception. So, while risking life and limb, I repeatedly checked my phone today, each time holding my breath as I waited for the big deal, aaaaaaannnnnnnndddddd……..
Not much happened from the Sabres’ point of view. Yes, re-signing Timmy was huge. He may be a walking, talking STD, but he’s still a hell of a hockey player when he’s healthy. Therein lies the problem, however. Timmy’s a great guy to have on your team when he’s healthy. The length of the deal – 2 years – makes sense when you take his injury history into account, but the amount is crazy. $9 million? What happened to a hometown discount? That’s $4.5 a year. I started to realize as the day progressed that if Timmy got traded I would be sad, but I’m still not sure about the amount. It just seems like an awful lot for a guy who can’t be counted on to play a full season.
The only trade the Sabres made was sending a 4th round pick to Phoenix for Mikael Tellqvist. My first reaction was to freak out when I saw they got a goalie (because when you’ve got your head stuck in your bag thirty seconds before the bell rings and the teacher is standing right in front of you the only thing you’re thinking about is to not get caught) but once I straightened up I figured this just means Enroth’s going back to Portland. This also might just mean that Ryan Miller is out for the season. *sniffles*
I’m not going to go through each and every deal that was made because other places have already done it well. One thing I did notice, however, was that Calgary seemed to be pretty active. They certainly seem to want to go deep in the playoffs this year. The Chris Neil to Florida deal is pretty interesting too (if it actually happens. Now Ottawa’s denying it?) because the Panthers don’t exactly have a player to fill that type of role. I’m not yet sure if I’ll miss having him up in Ottawa to hate.
There might be a few more deals coming through that were made just before the deadline, but it looks like the Trade Deadline has passed. It doesn’t seem to be as crazy as last year’s. I specifically remember my jaw dropping at several of the deals, most notably the Huet to Washington and the Hossa to Pittsburgh (and I hope Hossa’s okay. I may not like him but I never like seeing players getting taken off the ice on stretchers. Ouch.) and, of course, the Soupy deal. I even remember exactly where I was when I heard about the deal. I was taking a test on the American Revolution when one teacher came in and told my teacher that Soupy was gone for a player that was “Thomas Vanek with an attitude.” I loved Big Bear, but I’m not sure if I would call him Vanek with ‘tude.
So the craziness of Deadline Day has passed. The Sabres got another backup goalie and signed Timmy but didn’t really do anything about all the dead weight on this roster. It’s almost a bit anti-climactic that after all our speculation the Sabres only dumped a draft pick. I REALLY wanted to say goodbye to Max today.
And now the Sabres play the Canadiens tonight. I’m kind of scared.
P.S. I’m NOT thinking about Alex limping off the ice.
UPDATE: It would appear as though the Sabres just acquired Dominic Moore. Huh. Interesting.
UPDATE #2: The Sabres sent Kotalik to Edmonton. I am surprisingly devastated about this. Who’s going to be my Trendy Euro Sabre now?
Last night’s Sabres game was awesome. Just great. I loved the game against Edmonton because, um, who doesn’t love it when their team scores TEN GOALS in one game? The game against Calgary put me in a poor mood, but yesterday had been going so well for a hockey fan that I hoped the Sabres wouldn’t disappoint me.
Where do I start? With Ryan Miller and his REAL shutout, which was great? I really think it’s all mental with him. People in Buffalo like to beat him up for being a mediocre goalie, but he really just has to flip that switch. He looked great last night. I always got the feeling that he doesn’t do shutouts, but he’s already got four on the year. Woo!
Speaking of Ryan Miller, that article in the paper was really great. The picture on the front was a liiiittttllle creepy, but other than that I liked it a lot. Hearing what his parents had to say about him was nice. I know what it feels like to lose someone really close to cancer, and it really sucks. I think it’s incredible that he managed to turn that into a successful charity. It’s all very cool. I fully expect a call from my grandmother this afternoon reminding me that Ryan really is “a very nice boy,” and that I should DEFINITELY marry him. I absolutely love how my 86 year-old grandmother has a crush on Ryan Miller. It’s even cuter than her crush on Michael Phelps. (And just for the record, Grandma? You know I would marry him! He’s just a little old for me. It would be a lot less creepy if Alex and I got married. Plus there’s that thing Mom has with his eyebrows.)
You know who else is totally amazing? That would be Derek Roy. That pass last night was beautiful. He did a great job just throwing that puck to Pie to set up that goal. He was getting knocked down so there was a really good chance that the puck would go flying the wrong way or Pie would miss it, but the fact that Derek managed to get it to him and Pie managed to score was great. I got all excited and started jumping around after that goal.
Pkaleta came back and got in a fight! I was so excited that he was back in the lineup, but I freaked out when he got in that fight. PATRICK. You have been walking around in a NECK BRACE for the past two months. BE CAREFUL. He lost, but, you know, a fight is a fight, and I’m just glad he didn’t fall apart.
Jaro and Jochen did, however, fall apart. I hope they both get better quickly. I don’t want to hurt Jochen’s feelings, but I’m a little more worried about Jaro. Aside from the fact that our defensive corps consists of like two players at this point, Jochen hasn’t really been a huge contributor out there. He’s kind of been getting on my nerves this season.
Patches’s fight was really cute. That’s the only way I can describe it.
I have a confession to make. Tim Connolly is really good at hockey. See, I have this mental state where it’s easier for me to just loathe Timmy, because then when he gets hurt I can say, “Oh, well, he’s a loser and I dislike him strongly so whatever.” But Dear Readers, Timmy is really, really good at hockey. When he’s healthy and playing like he’s been playing these past few games, he’s such an asset to the team. The Sabres really can’t keep him because there’s such a risk of him getting hurt, but can you imagine if he was always healthy? I get excited just thinking about it. Maybe Darcy could sign him for a lot less? Because If we could get him for a bargain it would be great to have him around…he’s just such a liability. He has to realize that he couldn’t make as much as he’s worth though because of his injury history. Hmm. This will be tough. As it’s the second half of the season, I’ve been thinking a lot about which UFAs the Sabres should keep. Max is gone, but I almost think they should keep Al, even if for no other reason than to have him around for shootouts. Timmy..I don’t know about him. There would be pros and cons if he stuck around.
The Leafs beat the Pens last night (thank you Luke Schenn and your amazing hitting powers), so now there’s a four point cushion between the Sabres and the Penguins. Only three points between the Sabres and the Panthers, and the Hurricanes somehow managed to sneak back in and are only two points behind. It’ll be another huge game in Anaheim tomorrow night. The Sabres need all the points they can get.
One quick question: Why does Wayne Gretzky always look so EXTREMELY peeved when he’s coaching? If he’s not careful, his face is going to freeze with him looking majorly pissed like that.
Tonight we will all be settling in to watch the Super Bowl. I am rooting for Arizona for two reasons:
1. I love a good underdog. I rooted for the Giants last year because I wanted the underdog to win. (I also rooted for them because I love the Manning brothers unconditionally and because Tom Brady is a douche, but that’s not important now)
2. Remember the teacher I mentioned a few days ago, the one we all hate? Well, he has a major man-crush on Ben Roethlisberger and absolutely loves the Steelers. To put it in perspective: his love for Big Ben makes me look like I’m mildly interested in Alex Ovechkin. He had tickets to a Steelers game a few months ago and was actually kissing them before the bell rang. His computer desktop is a huge picture of Ben Roethlisberger. (Frostee’s Mom: Well, you have a picture of Alex on your desktop, and you have tons of pictures of hockey players on your walls. Frostee: Yeah. I’m also a teenaged girl. Not a 30 year-old married man. Frostee’s Dad: *snorts on his water*) He even got into a huge argument with one of the kids in class on Monday when the boy suggested that the Cardinals would win this year because they’re the underdogs like the Giants were. My dear teacher spent a good ten minutes yelling about how this Super Bowl will be won by the team with the best defense, and that is OBVIOUSLY the Steelers. It was absolutely hilarious watching him.
So, Cardinals! May the best defense team win! I will be watching the Sens/Caps game working on my debate and helping with the pizza bread until then. (Yesterday’s post game interview was SO CUTE because when Alex was talking about why 12:30 games suck he mentioned “sleeping before…in a bed.” Oh, Alex. What would we do without you always clarifying where and why certain things happen?)
I’ll be honest with you, Dear Readers. About halfway through the second period last night, I slipped into that mindset I usually enter when I’ve realized that the Sabres are going to lose. I usually continue to watch the game, but I might start texting a few more people, or get a magazine to flip through. I enter that mindset when I see the Sabres have decided to not show up. Last night, the only Sabre who showed up was Ryan Miller. I was especially disappointed last night, because I realized my open confidence in the team had done nothing and I would have to go back to tough love. When Roy scored, the sensible part of my brain told myself that the goal only meant that the Sabres wouldn’t get shut out. There was a part of me, however, that refused to believe that. A tiny part of me was thinking that maybe, just maybe, the Sabres could pull off a win.
Heh. I was right!
It wasn’t pretty near the end. It went into overtime, and it became clear that it would go into a shootout, and then I freaked out because the Rangers are beasts in the shootout. Al was the only one to score for the Sabres and Miller stopped the first two, but when Chris Drury came out I knew it was over. Ryan was right when he said in his post-game interview that Drury has “a flair for the dramatic.” I even vowed to throw our Rock Band drum set at the TV if Drury scored. If Ryan hadn’t stopped him, my brother would have murdered me.
Now, last night and again in Bucky’s column today they were talking about how poetic it is that the guy who decided to stay in Buffalo managed to stop they guy who decided to leave. It certainly was poetic justice in that regard, but it was also poetic for another reason for me. Dear Readers, if Chris Drury was still a Sabre, I can almost guarantee he would have been named Frostee’s Sabres Boyfriend. It’s a good thing Ryan stopped him, because otherwise things would have gotten awkward.
- No offense to Steve Valiquette or anything, but it kind of looked like he was having some trouble controlling the puck. He kept dropping his stick and just flopping on it. I really would have liked it if the Sabres actually got shots on goal in the first period, because I have a feeling that if they tested him they might have actually scored a few goals.
- I wasn’t all that impressed by Tim Connolly last night. I know it was his first game back, but a lot of people I had heard yesterday seemed to think Timmy would just take the ice and win the game for the team. Maybe it was because we were all too busy making Tim Connolly jokes to notice his good plays. I’m just surprised he didn’t fall apart when he ran into the net.
- Thomas Vanek must have heard me complaining a few days ago that he needs to start assisting on goals too, because he seems to have been getting quite a few assists lately. Nice job, Thomas.
- I have an inexplicable love for Scott Gomez. I don’t know why, and I don’t know how. It’s just there.
- I really liked Derek Roy’s goal. He just tucked it in between the legs.
- I don’t want to talk about the Capitals game. (Although I’m definitely up for talking about how adorably dejected they all looked when they showed the bench at the end. Alex had his helmet pushed back – why do they do that? It looks so stupid! – and Nick Backstrom and Semin were sitting a few inches down on the bench with their backs against each other. They looked positively heart-broken.) I have a theory about why they lost. I think it’s because Alex shaved. Everyone keeps telling me that he had shaved before the Philly game on Tuesday, but since I was busy trying to convince my grandmother on the phone that I’m not a groupie, I didn’t notice. I get that it was time for his monthly shave and all, but still. That scruff was lucky. He shaved away the luck.
- Apparently Stamkos was a healthy scratch? Heh. That’s kind of funny.
- Ales Kotalik is really good in shootouts. He’s really, really good. I like him in shootouts.
- It was really, really nice to see Ryan win that game tonight. He was a BEAST.
- Detroit tonight. Will Ryan be starting again? He’s been on fire lately, but what if he starts getting tired? It has been a very long time since Lalime started. Wasn’t it back in Washington?
- SNOW DAY! And for once they canceled early enough for me to turn off my alarm before it went off six times and fall back asleep for two hours. Two whole hours. It was fabulous. The October Storm aside, I think we broke the record for the most snow days in the shortest period of time. Three snow days in less than two school weeks? Madness! The only bad thing is that now if we get another snow day they’ll chop days off our Memorial Weekend. Eh. (But why couldn’t this have happened tomorrow? I have to swim again tomorrow, and that pool is disgusting. I scrubbed in the shower last night and I still smell like chlorine.)
- Mats made his debut last night with the Canucks. They won, but Mats was held shotless and pointless. Ah, well. I can’t wait to see him skate on a line with the Sedins.
- Oh, the love that is a new Alex interview! This one is pretty good, Dear Readers. The guy they dubbed it with sounds kind of like a robot, but you occasionally get to hear Alex’s sexy Russian. (Speaking of Russian, I was totally jealous of Andre in the second question on my French quiz yesterday. He had just visited Russia!) I’m not sure which part was the best: the dancing, the lucky scissors, or the eggs. Just for the record, while I would probably camp out on his front step or something, I would never do anything as random as putting two eggs on the end of his driveway. (Kudos to whoever did, however. That’s a pretty spectacular idea)
- Montreal beat New York last night thanks to Robert Lang’s tour du chapeau. The third goal of it apparently came when New York had a 6-on-3? That’s hilarious. The Rangers couldn’t score when they had a three man advantage. Even Atlanta can do that. Buffalo needs the win tomorrow night, because New York is only six points ahead of them. All these teams are starting to fall apart! What is up with that?
- The standings are really close. We at TFF Headquarters were studying them last night and decided that it’s going to come right down to the wire. It’ll be really interesting to see who ends up in and who ends up out. (Washington is not that far behind Boston, guys. It’s actually starting to look like they might have a realistic chance to bump Boston out of the top spot.) We also decided last night that Buffalo has to move up in the standings so that they aren’t playing Washington this spring, because if we are faced with a Washington/Buffalo playoff series, I’m leaving the country. (My first hockey dream is to one day see the Sabres lift the Stanley Cup. My second is to see Alex lift that bad boy.)
- Timmy is coming back on Friday. We were also placing bets last night on how long he would last. I’ve got money on him tripping over himself on his third shift and being out for the rest of the season with a broken neck.
- East All Star Reserves getting named today. Tvan will be representing Buffalo, I’m sure of it. If there’s a more deserving player, I have yet to see him. It will be interesting to see who else makes the cut. Other than Alex, of course, because the league needs to have their annual press conference. You know, the one where Sid and Alex sit together and the reporters ask Sid questions for about twenty minutes and Alex politely sits there and then at the very end they ask him a stupid question about what it’s like “getting a chance to play with Sidney.”
- Andrew Peters is one of the most politically correct players I have ever heard. He is saying all the right things throughout this whole bite incident. And he’s absolutely right, too. I don’t care if “cannibalism” (oh Lindy, ILY!) is a dirty part of the game that’s kept hush-hush. Jarkko Ruutu is setting a bad example for all the kids who look up to hockey players. He’s making the sport look bad, and hockey should be on SportsCenter more often than when someone gets bit.
Good grief! Every other word was “you know” in Tvan’s post-game interview. EVERY OTHER WORD. I was about to go get Little Ryan and throw him at the television.
Why did it take a shootout to beat the Islanders? Not only are the Islanders craptastically bad, but the Sabres had a two goal lead with four minutes left. Hell, they had a one goal lead with TWO SECONDS left. That was not good. N.G., as my grandfather would say, “smelly” as my great-grandfather would. It’s a good thing Ryan delivered in the shootout and that Staffy and Al scored those nice goals.
Max had a two-on-one in the third, and he had a FREAKING EMPTY NET, and he passed the puck back to the BLUE LINE. WHY DOES HE ALWAYS PASS IT TO THE BLUE LINE?!?!?! WHY?!?!
Timmykins looked pretty good in his debut, especially since it was in his hometown. I love the vacant expressions he always had on the bench. They made him look about ten years old. I was afraid he would have to leave before overtime so he could get home before his curfew! His interview after the game was also absolutely PRECIOUS, so now I have all these players vying for the number one spot in my heart.
The look of relief on Pommer’s face when he scored that goal was priceless. Seeing him shake his fists to praise the hockey gods and then mouthing “finally” was great. I don’t like it when Pommer is off his game. It…confuses me.
Derek, did you get in a fight with Cari or something? Yikes, you were all over the place last night and you kept fanning on shots and missing empty nets and not getting to the face-off circle in time and then putting the team offside when you were trying to get on the bench. You need to get back to that badass play.
I’m kind of glad the Habs beat the Penguins. I know that they’re in the same division as the Sabres, but I just don’t really like it when Pittsburgh wins. You know, the Penguins are still a good hockey team, but they aren’t the invincible monster that plowed through the playoffs last spring. And all the Pens fans are going to send me angry emails now claiming that they’ve had a ton of injuries and they just need to get everyone healthy again, but have they seen how many injuries the Capitals have had? The Caps have lost almost 200 man games to injuries and they’re sitting in second place in the conference, fourth in the league, and they don’t even have a great goaltender like the Pens do! And, not to be gross or anything, but Sid can’t even spit well. They showed him on the bench and he was trying to spit but all he ended up doing was drooling. He looked like my cousin’s daughter.
I’m kind of mad that I forgot to DVR “Miracle” last night. I haven’t seen it since right after it came out, but I watched the end. And got very teary-eyed, because not only is it still incredibly how the Americans beat the Soviets, but remembering that Herb Brooks passed on choked me up. Then you throw those plaid pants in the mix, and forget it.
Completely unrelated to hockey, but just an interesting observation on how the Chinese view us: My family might be getting a Chinese exchange student for ten days in January. There are several middle schoolers coming in and we sent in an application since we thought it would be really great to host one. The woman called yesterday to set up an appointment for us to review the kids’ profiles, and when she and my mom were discussing the kids it came up that while most of the families here didn’t care if it’s a boy or a girl (even though the kid would be following my brother, it would have been okay if it was a girl since Ben does, after all, get along with everybody), the Chinese parents almost always specify that they want their children staying with American kids of the same gender. I can’t help but wonder if that’s because of an American stereotype in China. I was intrigued by that, and also convinced that taking the kid with us to see “Rent” right after they get here is probably not the best idea.
And apparently the kids have a very, very basic knowledge of English. Frostee: “So, like an Alex Ovechkin-level understanding of the language?” Frostee’s Mom: “I think they know even less than him.” So there’s your frame of reference.
Speaking of Alex, since I’m sure you’re all dying to hear what witty anecdote I prepared about him for today, I thought I would direct you back to the video I linked yesterday. (I forgot to mention this since I most likely suffer from short term memory loss. It’s crazy) I would like you to pay attention near the end of the interview when Alex takes that fantastic hard hat out of his locker stall. You’ll notice how everything falls, and he gets this adorable, “Oh shit, here it comes,” look on his face. Dear Readers, that look is so easy for me to read because I get an identical one on my face whenever I go into my closet. Stuff always rains down on me. It’s probably hilarious for outsiders to watch.
I have no faith in the Bills being the spoilers today. And apparently now Tom and Giselle are saying they aren’t engaged, and that story was made up. What, TMZ making up a story? NEVER!
I can’t reveal my sources, because I don’t want to get anyone in trouble, but I was talking with someone the other day who said that most players would play through the kind of injury Tim Connolly has and that he’s something that rhymes with “wussy.” I was kind of surprised hearing it from this particular person, and highly amused. Timmy, not playing through and injury that most players would handle? Shocking!
WHAT IF I AM THE REASON THAT NATHAN GERBE IS OUT AT LEAST TEN DAYS?? WHAT IF MY PRESENCE AT THE GAME, WHILE FORCING THE SABRES TO WIN BECAUSE THEY WANT TO SHOW OFF FOR ME, IS CAUSING PLAYERS TO NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY?
First it was Alex, off to Russia to see his sick grandfather. Not even kidding, I had been counting the days till that game since May. Now Nate-dogg is out with an upper-body injury (the experts at TFF Headquarters suspect a broken rib), they day before I was supposed to go to the game? I was really looking forward to seeing Shortie in action. Who’s next? Is Ryan Miller’s arm actually going to get cut off like I had joked before the season started?!? This is BAD, Dear Readers! BAD.
Ugh. At least I have the Capitals on Versus tonight to cheer me up. No guarantees on a post before the game tomorrow, because I have to go to my brother’s swim meet. Eh.
Dear Buffalo Sabres,
Okay, so, Nathan’s got an upper-body, Craig’s got shoulder issues, Paul took a puck to the face, Patches lost a tooth, and Timmy is Timmy. Can you maybe try to, um, lock the rest of the team in a padded room until tomorrow night? I’m just looking out for their safety here. I don’t want them all to get hit by cars. Thanks!
P.S. See you at the game tomorrow night, Pkaleta!