Shootouts Galore.

March 25, 2010 at 7:43 pm | Posted in Alex Ovechkin, Buffalo Sabres, Happy!!, Jose Theodore, Mike Knuble, Semyon Varlamov, Washington Capitals, Winning Is Totally Awesome | Leave a comment

Last night the Sabres played Montreal and the Caps played the Pens.  The Caps game was exciting and frustrating and nerve-wracking until the very end, with Inappropriate Older Crush Mike Knuble being the shootout HERO and winning the game.  Jose Theodore has been so good lately I don’t even know how to describe it.  It’s pretty cool.

I didn’t see as much of the Sabres game aside from the last five minutes of regulation, overtime, and the shootout because the five other minutes I did watch at the start of the second period was spent killing Sabres penalties.  It was almost comical.  Good LORD, I thought at a certain point the refs would just stop calling them because it was embarrassing.  Guess not.

Then after I was feeling all warm and fuzzy about the Caps game I flipped back over to see the Sabres score two goals with Miller pulled and then win it in the shootout.  Those DARN KIDS.  I just CAN’T FIGURE THEM OUT ANYMORE.

I do know, however, that with all this happiness and fuzziness surrounding them, they will proceed to lose in heartbreaking fashion tomorrow night against Ottawa.  Those little effers.

I’ve only been half paying attention to the Caps game on now but the Caps are losing and Alex has not regained the goals or points lead and Varly is frustrating me.  Remember how you used to play, Semyon?  Let’s try to play like that!!

At this time in exactly one week I will be in the Verizon Center watching the Capitals play the Thrashers.  I’M.  SO.  EXCITED!!!!

So Busy.

March 20, 2010 at 12:50 pm | Posted in Jason Pominville, Lars Nicklas Backstrom, Mike Green, Mike Knuble, Patrick Lalime, Players, Randomness, Ryan Miller, Semyon Varlamov, Vincent Lecavalier | Leave a comment

School is interfering with everything.  It’s so lame.  No one wants diagrams of the hearts distracting them from Jason Pominville getting a hattrick.  (And bless him for that, what a good little boy!)

I was pleasantly surprised by the Sabres game Thursday night.  It was fun.  They scored lots of goals.  Until he forgot that this is the 2009-10 season, Ryan was pretty darn good.  That one save on Vinny was wonderful.

I still have no faith in the Sabres to win tonight.  It’s a trust thing.  I started trusting them, they stabbed me in the back, and now I simply can’t trust them.  Plus I would think Lalime would have to start either tonight or tomorrow afternoon, and we all know how well those games go.

The Caps lost in overtime because I complimented Fat Mike (the hockey player formerly known as Michael) earlier in the day and he got rather overconfident and proceeded to make bad decisions near the end of the game.  Eric Fehr, however, continues to be totally awesome.  I wuv him.  He’s so good this year.  I’m especially fond of him playing with Flash.  There was just something about the two of them back when the Caps were here earlier in March.

I’m worried about Varly.  I’m sorry.  I can’t help it.

In a recent episode of Caps Red Line I was watching the other day while procrastinating, Lars Nicklas revealed to us that he likes to talk a lot on the plane.  I feel like he’s the hyperactive little kid on the team who gets all wound up on sugar and starts bouncing off the walls until Uncle Mike Knuble takes him over to the corner and makes him calm down.  It’s a really amusing mental picture.

Lars Nicklas Backstrom is SO GOOD and I don’t know why he hasn’t been re-signed yet.

Yesterday was Mama Ovechkin’s birthday.  We’re a big fan of her over here, so happy birthday Mama O!!

I Swear, I Really Am Alive.

March 5, 2010 at 10:32 pm | Posted in Alex Ovechkin, Buffalo Sabres, I Was At The Game!, Lars Nicklas Backstrom, Mike Knuble, Philadelphia Flyers, Players, Ryan Miller, Tampa Bay Lightning, Tim Connolly, Washington Capitals, Winning Is Totally Awesome | Leave a comment

Sorry for the lack of posting recently. School has been crazy and when I finally get a minute it’s usually spent sleeping instead of blogging. I apologize.

To recap the past few days:

The Sabres/Caps game was hella boring, but Washington won and so I was able to see both the secret handshake AND the chestbump in person. Both are QUITE adorable. Sorry Sabres. The Caps had the rust excuse. You guys just suck.

Once again, Alexander did not score for me. He did, however, sing and dance in the warmup. Champ.

The Caps then beat Tampa Bay, and thank the merciful heavens for that. Their penalty killing against the Lightning is atrocious. The new guy scored two goals. Mike Knuble continues to be totally deserving of my love. In one of the best defensive sequences I’ve seen all season, Lars Nicklas blocked THREE straight shots. Without a stick. Epic. He can score and play defense, kids. My mom now wants me to have his children because she wants “defensively responsible grandchildren.”

Tonight the Sabres played the Flyers. I hate the Flyers. It’s a genetic thing. I, however, chose to go to the mall instead of watching. It made me feel empowered. The Sabres then won in overtime. Fear not, I saw the highlights (and bought several adorable new outfits in case the snow ever melts). Tim Connolly got lucky there in overtime. Adam Mair makes me laugh. I hate Mike Richards. Ryan shaved his crack whore beard.

I think I got everything. The Sabres continue to infuriate everyone, while the Caps make sure their fans get wings.

Filling The Void.

January 30, 2010 at 10:57 am | Posted in Boston Bruins, Buffalo Sabres, Frostee Loves Way Too Many Guys, Henrik Tallinder, Mike Green, Mike Knuble, Patrick Lalime, Players, Ryan Miller, Sergei Fedorov, Thomas Vanek, Washington Capitals, Winning Is Totally Awesome | 1 Comment

(I’ll get to the Sabres game in a minute, which, by the way, was hella boring.  But first I have an important announcement.)

If you spent any time around this blog last spring, you’ll know that I had something of an inappropriate crush on Sergei Fedorov.  I couldn’t help it.  He was a great leader, he helped Alex Semin hugely, and he won the first round series for Washington.  And he was slightly attractive, in that Russian way.  When he left for Russia, I was heartbroken and really had no desire to find a new Creepy Old Man Crush.  I figured I’d stick to the youngins for a while.

Enter Mike Knuble.  Back over the summer I thought he was a great addition, and now, halfway through the season, I will gladly proclaim him to be the BEST OFFSEASON SIGNING EVAH.  Look at him!  I can’t even remember the last time he didn’t score in a game, and almost every time he does score it’s a two-goal game.  He crashes the net!!  He teaches the Caps that it’s an okay thing to do!!  Did you SEE Lars Nicklas’s goal last night?  Chances are he never even would have tried that if Mike Knuble hadn’t been there to lead the way.  He’s a veteran leader.  Remember that one game back that one time?  I don’t even remember, but I do remember that he single-handedly killed off a penalty.  He’s hilarious.  (My mom still mentions swollen feet at the most random times and it ALWAYS cracks us up.  God bless him, he’s such an old man.)  He helps out charities.  He has cute kids.  He thinks Alex and Nicki are two of the best players in the world.  He looks beyond ridiculous in hard hats.  He has questionable taste in music.

Yes, Mike Knuble is my new Creepy Old Man Crush.  He’s old enough to be my father, but every time he scores a goal from three inches away from the net, I simply don’t care.  Mike Knuble, I don’t know how the Caps won games before you came to town.

I know that  we’re not supposed to act like spoiled fans and we’re supposed to be grateful that the team wins and brings in two points, but the Sabres game last night was still something of a snoozer.  The one Wednesday night was too, but I was there with friends and overtime and the shootout were exciting (did I really just say the shootout was exciting?) so I didn’t mind as much.  Sitting at home on the couch, it wasn’t like there was much happening.  It was fun to see Henrik Tallinder get a goal, and Thomas Vanek might break the twenty-goal mark yet, but the Bruins proved yet again that they make games boring.  The two points still were critical though, especially with Ottawa coming up this week.  They’re closing the gap and it’s not like we can count on the Sabres to beat them.  Pittsburgh on Monday will be a tough game too, but the Sabres are technically a better team and they should win.  I like beating Pittsburgh.  It’s fun.

Ryan Miller looked great again last night.  I was getting a little worried about him out west, but maybe he’s righted the ship.  I’d still like to see Lalime out there this week.  Maybe Monday?  Since he’s played really well against Pittsburgh this year?  I get worried about Ryan burning out.

I’m not going to comment on Mike Green’s hit because it could go either way.  He definitely got the elbow up there, but the NHL is so inconsistent with their discipline it’s not even like we can predict what will happen.  They have spoken about cracking down on headshots more recently though, so you’ve got to wonder if a suspension will come just to reinforce that point.

The Leafs Make Me Laugh(s).

January 16, 2010 at 6:11 pm | Posted in Alex Ovechkin, Brooks Laich, Frostee Loves Way Too Many Guys, Happy!!, Jose Theodore, Lars Nicklas Backstrom, Mike Knuble, Players, Rick DiPietro, Toronto Maple Leafs, Washington Capitals, Winning Is Totally Awesome | Leave a comment

The last time the Caps played the Leafs, it was embarrassing for the Caps.  This time when the Caps played the Leafs, it was still embarrassing…but for the Leafs.  I know I’ve been saying it a lot lately (because for the most part, the teams I like have really been spoiling me), but that game was SO MUCH FUN.  I’ve just been having so much fun watching hockey lately and the hockey has been so much fun to watch and I love hockey.

Theo played very well.  I’m quite proud of him.  Alex also played a great game.  It’s probably one of the best games I’ve seen him play all year.  It seems sort of like he’s evolving into a passer while Lars is evolving into a shooter.  I’m not sure how I feel about that.  I like when Alex scores insane amounts of goals.

I still think Brooks should have gotten the C (yeah, I know, I need to get over that), but Alex has grown on me as captain.  I just can’t help it.  Sorry.

Mike Knuble is totes awesome.  Love him.  Awesome pickup, GMGM.  Now that his finger appears to be healed, he’s once again been doing exactly what the Caps need him to.

Confession:  I have a crush on Tomas Fleischmann.  He’s been really good this year and his impression of Jim Carey in “Dumb and Dumber” cracks me up to the point where I do it every time he scores.  You go, Flash.  Just keep doing what you’re doing.

I get the feeling Ron Wilson hates his team.  A lot.  I certainly don’t blame him, but it must really suck having to coach them every day.  I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of playing against Vesa Toskala.

I still don’t like Jason Chimera.

The Sabres are on Long Island tonight.  Ricky is in net for the Islanders.  I hope Buffalo puts up eight on him.

Background Noise.

January 10, 2010 at 12:12 pm | Posted in Alex Ovechkin, Alexander Semin, Atlanta Thrashers, Brooks Laich, Buffalo Sabres, Ilya Kovalchuk, Losing Sucks, Mike Knuble, Patrick Lalime, Players, Thomas Vanek, Tyler Myers, Washington Capitals, Winning Is Totally Awesome | Leave a comment

Sooo last night the Sabres battled from being down two goals twice and after some poor play they managed to make it into the shootout.  It was intense, full of suspense, lasted eleven rounds…and Buffalo lost.  Oh well, I guess they had to lose some time.  It was just good that they got at least one point before hitting the road.  Don’t forget your toothbrushes, boys.

Tyler Myers is still amazing and wonderful.  I love him.  He had Anderson beat and he just sort of lost the puck.  But I forgive you, Tyler.

I wasn’t really sure what Lala was doing half the time in net last night but he still got the team a point so I’ll let it slide.

Mayhaps Thomas Vanek is (finally) busting out of his slump?  This would be marvelous news, because he’s been bugging me.

I might finally get to go ice skating Thursday night.  I haven’t been yet this winter and it makes me sad.

The Capitals, on the other hand, beat the Thrashers 8-1 for Bruce’s 55th birthday.  Yay, Caps!  The game was actually kind of boring which is odd since they scored eight goals, but whatevs.  I’m glad it happened.  Mikey Knuble got two and Sasha got two, which was fun.  I still don’t like you Sasha.  You also happen to eat like a slob (more on that in a second).  The most impressive part about last night’s game was probably that Alex only had one assist.  But I’m a little mad at him for not scoring.  Not cool, man.

It’ll be interesting to see which team Ilya jumps ship for.  I do not understand at all why Chicago is in the conversation, because they’ve already got a bazillion long-term contracts and I don’t see how they can afford another $10 million next year.  And he’s not worth it as a rental.

The Caps’ post-game locker room video once again does not disappoint with the background actions.  We’ve got what kind of sounds like Brooks during Schultz’s interview, naked Brian Pother and naked Eric Fehr, which is GOOD, while Neuvy is being interview, and we also have naked Alex (eww) and naked Sasha shoving food down his throat at an alarmingly fast pace.  Dude, slow down.  No one is taking it from you.

The Sabres don’t play again for a long time, so enjoy your break, Sabres!  Just don’t get too rusty.

OH MY GOD.

December 28, 2009 at 5:02 pm | Posted in Alex Ovechkin, Brooks Laich, Chris Clark, Columbus Blue Jackets, Mike Knuble, Players, That was absolutely terrible., This Irks Me, Trading Madness!, Washington Capitals, WORST DAY IN MY LIFE BAR NONE. | Leave a comment

THEY TRADED CHRIS CLARK. THEY TRADED THEIR CAPTAIN. WHAT TEAM THAT IS CURRENTLY SITTING IN FIRST PLACE IN THEIR CONFERENCE TRADES THE CAPTAIN?!?!

THIS IS SO AWFUL.

I don’t understand it.  I really don’t.  I could deal with Jurcina getting traded; I always kind of liked him but business is business and sometimes players have to be moved.  But to move CHRIS CLARK?!  And he didn’t even realize he was about to be traded?  That just seems so…harsh.  And in exchange for the two of them, they get the guy who helped lead to Alex’s injury.  Excellent job, GMGM.  Top notch.  This better not mess up the dressing room chemistry.

I was going to write a nice post about how the comeback win for the Sabres was so important after Saturday night and they’re finally playing well in front of Lala and Timmy’s naked chest makes me want to vomit, but I’m too angry.

Right after I heard he got traded I put on my Clark shirt and I’m not taking it off.

George better have something HUGE up his sleeve.  I’m not sure if even a Nicki extension could cheer me up right now.  What if I never get to see him play ever again?  That would be awful!

I’ll never understand why a team would trade their captain.  And now who’s going to be the Capitals captain?  Knuble already seems like a real leader but maybe they’ll want to give it to someone who’s been on the team longer?  I think it’ll come down to Alex and Brooksie.  Alex because he’s well, Alex, and Brooks because all I hear about him is that he’s a great leader already and once Christopher’s time was done he was surely in line for the C and I never even listened because I didn’t think they would TRADE THE CAPTAIN.  But I could see Brooks getting it.  And he’s been in a bit of a slump and he seems like he’s really hard on himself.  And plus, the cougars of Washington might kill the Caps management if he didn’t get the captaincy.

I’m so mad.  I think I’m just going to sit here and stew a while longer.  And I plan on yelling a lot during the game tonight.

Stupid Capitals.  Even the Sabres wouldn’t trade their captain.

I Knew It.

November 17, 2009 at 9:45 pm | Posted in Alex Ovechkin, Bills, Brian Engblom's Hair, Brooks Laich, Empty Threats, Happy!!, Jose Theodore, Lars Nicklas Backstrom, Mike Knuble, Patrick Lalime, Semyon Varlamov, Twins Named Lundqvist, Washington Capitals, Winning Is Totally Awesome | Leave a comment

When I sit on the right side of the room in my Caps jersey during the game, they usually win. Note the usually, this way I’m not making an absolute statement and I avoid a jinx.

Tonight was no exception. Alex scored, his arm didn’t fall back off, and Bloody Brads got the game winner. That always makes it a good night. He pretty much owns Pretty Henrik at this point.

Seeing Varly play well makes me happy.

Seeing the Caps score on the power play also makes me happy. This is a team that is supposed to score when they have the man advantage. I expect that from him.

I don’t know what the Caps would do without Brooksie.

I miss Mike Knuble, however, I’m glad Perreault gets to stay up. He’s spectacular. I pretty much adore him.

I hope everything’s ok with Jose. I five him a lot of crap but he’s been through a lot over the past few months.

I’m glad Alex scored. It was about time.

Lars got a penalty after a scrum along the boards. I’m sure it’s from forgetting to say please and thank you, or eating with his elbows on the table, or something along those lines.

If Lala doesn’t play tomorrow night, I will NOT be amused.

In other, non-hockey news, DICK JAURON GOT FIRED!!!!! Ralph, it is about effing time. They’re certainly not going to be any better, but Dick was at least a portion of the problem. Woohoo!

The Flames Were In Town Tonight.

November 13, 2009 at 10:25 pm | Posted in Atlanta Thrashers, Buffalo Sabres, Calgary Flames, Carolina Hurricanes, Chris Butler, Frostee Loves Way Too Many Guys, Ilya Kovalchuk, Mike Knuble, Paul Gaustad, Ryan Miller, Semyon Varlamov, Washington Capitals, What Is Up With All These Injuries?, Winning Is Totally Awesome, Zach Bogosian | 2 Comments

I was out to dinner and consequently missed the first period.  I hear it was wonderful.  It certainly sounds as though it was.  They finally scored on the power play?  Wooooo!!  The second period was fast, but I was not at all pleased with the lack of shots and the plethora of penalties taken by the Sabres.  Then Sir Christopher had to stand up for Ryan, as he’s a chivalrous soul and protecting his goaltender is one of his money duties.  Then the Flames tried to beat up Clarkey, then Goosie beat up Phaneuf.  I liked the last one a lot.  I don’t like Phaneuf, and I do like Goose, so I enjoy seeing the latter punch the first.  Serves you right, Dion.

It was really great getting to see Jarome Iginla.  He’s an incredibly talented player and we don’t ever get to see him because he’s aaaaallll the way on the west coast.

The Sabres took sixteen too many penalties tonight.  Good heavens, they looked like last year’s box-loving Caps.

I thought RJ was going to stroke out in the last thirty second of overtime.  Rick, you are not as young as you used to be.  Don’t overexert yourself.

The game ended up in the shootout, and, miracle of miracles, the Sabres pulled out the win.  Oooh!! Aaah!!  Weee!!  Good job, Sabres.  You ended up with a grand total of six shots on goal (going from the two periods I saw), but you managed the win.  Excellent, excellent.  I know this is asking far too much of you, but a win tomorrow night would be superb.  Philly is a scary, intimidating team, but I have complete faith in you.  Put your mind to it, boys, and you can do it.  All in all, though, tonight you played a highly entertaining game.  Much better than Wednesday night.  Thank you.

There’s no way Lala starts tomorrow night.

The Caps played the Wild.  Perrault continued to be badass.  Mike Knuble broke his finger and is out 3-4 weeks and I am very sad.  I love Mike Knuble.  Mike Knuble is a good leader and he’s good at killing penalties and he liked my sign.  Poor Mike Knuble.  Varly is slowly working his way back into my good graces.  The Caps have issues to work out, but they’ve looked pretty darn good over the past few games (aside from giving up 3 quick ones to the Islanders and then borderline choking in the final minute against them and taking eleven rounds of the shootout to beat them).  I like it.

The Hurricanes lost their 14th straight game.  It used to be really funny when everyone was wondering if they’d make it to ten.  Now it’s just sad.  Should we send in aid?  Is there something we can do to put them out of their misery?

The Thrashers beat the Kings 7-0.  This is totes awesome.  Thrashers, you rock.  I love you.  Ilya, Evander, AND Zachity Zach all scored.  That’s what we call an awesome game.  I should have watched it.  I’ve never tried watching three games at once before.  I mis try this some time.  Atlanta is certainly worthy.

I got tapped last minute for  babysitting gig tomorrow night.  I’ll be able to watch the Sabres after the kiddies go to bed and they get CBC, but I will be unable to see the Capitals.  This pretty much guarantees that Alex will come back and score a hat trick.  Awesome.

What A Mess.

November 7, 2009 at 10:08 pm | Posted in Alex Ovechkin, Alexander Semin, Boston Bruins, Buffalo Sabres, Dan Paille, Detroit Red Wings, Jhonas Enroth, Lars Nicklas Backstrom, Losing Sucks, Mike Green, Mike Knuble, Players, Stick a fork in it, Toronto Maple Leafs, Washington Capitals, Winning Is Totally Awesome | Leave a comment

The Sabres played the Bruins tonight.  They needed to rebound after a poor showing against the Flyers.  They needed to show they can win in front of their backup.  They needed to show they can play good teams and not just bad ones.  (Although I don’t know if I’d necessarily call the Bruins a “legitimate contender” so far this season.)  They needed two points taken in convincing fashion.

Too bad no one told them that.

This game was not fun.  The Bruins were last in the league on the power play and Buffalo let them score more than once with the man advantage.  Jhonas didn’t get a win.  They kept showing Pie and it made me very sad.  The Sabres let an “offensively challenged” team score four.  It was a mess all around tonight and I’m starting to worry that this is where it all starts to go downhill.

Toronto beat Detroit 5-1.  I don’t even know what to say to that.  I’m speechless.

The Caps beat the Panthers 7-4.  Smiley face!  The Caps were winning then they were tied then they were losing then they were winning then they were tied then they won.  The Lars-Flash-Mikey line was intense.  They were scoring and assisting and being general badasses.  Supposedly 13 Caps had points tonight.  That’s spectacular, especially considering that Alex is still, alas, wounded.  That’s not spectacular is that Semin didn’t have any.  You suck, Sasha.  I don’t like you.

Michael and Alexander were unable to play tonight, however, we were provided our fix of them thanks to Michael’s Twitter:

53287fb703e8db1247190b1b6686cbe1_viewThey’re too cute.

Michael has his stupid skinny tie on again.

I always liked that pink shirt of Alex’s.

He’s looking a little chunky.

I miss him.

We’ve got a few days off until the Sabres play again, and I’m really hoping they figure things out and decide who they want to be and all that sappy garbage.  I don’t want them to fall apart.  I like when they’re good.  It’s more exciting.

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