You know what I am watching right now, Dear Readers? The Senators/Penguins game. For no apparent reason, we are getting NHL Network. It is awesome.
I have missed Sidney Crosby so much. I have missed his semi-awkward, random interviews. I have missed his unnaturally large thighs. I about died laughing when he looked straight at the camera a minute ago. He’s so hilarious. And since this is the first time my mom has seen him being interviewed off the ice, she was very interested.
Mom: How old is he?
Frostee: He just turned 21.
Mom: Where is he from?
Frostee: Nova Scotia. He says that everyone is so nice and you’ll make five new friends your first day there, guaranteed.
Mom: Does he shave?
Mom: He has girl lips.
Frostee: *dies laughing*
Mom: Well, he seems very nice, but I think he’s a little effeminate.
Frostee: I know!!! That’s what I’ve always said!!!
Sidney: [to paraphrase] Yeah, well, once more than one guy starts attacking me it’s kind of hard to defend myself.
Frostee: That’s because he’s crying so hard.
I love hockey players so much. You have no idea.
P.S. BGL and Petey are fighting on Friday. You heard it here first.
P.P.S. You’d think Gary Bettman would pay a few more people to come, especially if he wants to put NHL teams in Europe. Gary Bettman is such a retard.
P.P.P.S. Is it just me, or is the ice surface huge?
P.P.P.P.S. I’m not talking about the Rangers/Lightning game. Whatevs. Now that Captain Whore is in charge, they’re gonna be some big bad team until they collapse in the ECF. Sound familiar?
P.P.P.P.P.S. From Frostee, With Love:
Dear Evgeni Malkin,
I like spaghetti too, but I am so over you. Sorry.
Dear Marc-Andre Fleury,
How are you? I hope your summer was nice. Mine was pretty good. I missed you though. FPBFE! (Frostee’s Playoff Boyfriend For Evah!)
Dear Marty Gerber,
Dude, you kind of suck. See ya in divisional match-ups this year!