Do the Bills or the Search Engine Terms Confuse Me More?

September 21, 2008 at 4:58 pm | Posted in Alex Ovechkin, Bills, Get Yer Paws Off My Man, Patrick Kane | Leave a comment

WTF, Bills?  I don’t even know what to say at this point.  I think I might have to buy a hat or something.  I find myself ignoring the open book in my lap and instead watching you.  Why must you torment me like this??!!  (If they go 4-0, I am buying a freaking jersey.  End of story.)

 

Okay, so, who found this blog by searching “patrick kane virginity”?  Because that is just sick.  Searching the internet to find out if Pkane has been deflowered?  WTF!  Whoever searched that is seriously disturbed.  I mean, we all know Patty is saving himself for me.  

And whoever searched “patrick kane girlfriend”: HANDS OFF, BITCH.  HE’S MINE.  PATRICK “THE VIRGIN” KANE IS ALLL MINNNEEE.

Hey, Alex. Nice man-bang trim.  (my mom walked in when I was getting the link and she just stops and goes, “Oh, God.”)

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