Frostee’s Sabres Boyfriend, Round Sixteen

September 5, 2008 at 5:34 pm | Posted in Frostee's Sabres Boyfriend, Jason Pominville | 1 Comment

This is the sixteenth round of cuts in a series where I decide who will be Frostee’s Sabres Boyfriend.

The bad news: I still have a ton of homework and upcoming tests.

The good news: I basically got permission from the mom unit to drop the advanced orchestra I don’t want to be in, and depending on how efficient I am I might be able to take those THREE HOURS I’m supposed to spend practicing each week and use it to post.  Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

This is the last cut before I get to the final round!  Aren’t you all so excited?

Jason Pominville

Two reasons why you can’t be Frostee’s Sabres Boyfriend:

(1)  You’re just a wee bit too teenybopper for me.  I realize that I am a teenaged girl and therefore should be writing you love letters and fantasizing about spending the rest of my life with you, but I’m not.  You’re ADORABLE, with your cute grin, and as a friend of my dad’s put it, your “balding at 25 head,” but I just don’t see us being able to sustain a deep, passionate relationship.  I think if I ever wanted to go to go to the movies (but no R-rated ones) or hang out, you would be the one to call, and I think you would be very trustworthy as a designated driver, and when Pkane and I get married you are SO going on the guest list, but as Frostee’s Sabres Boyfriend, I’m just not so sure.

(2)  Last time I checked, Jason, you were still a Restricted Free Agent.  I have NO idea what is taking so long, but I need security.  I can’t just fall in love with a guy who’s going to flee for another team as soon as the season is over.  You need to sign a contract, Jason.  That’s just the way it is.

This weekend, in between reading Shakespeare and history textbooks and seeing the new Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants movie, I will compare the two remaining guys and finally choose who will be Frostee’s Sabres Boyfriend.  If you’ve been paying attention, you’ll know that the two remaining contestants are none other than Mr. Goose and Mr. Crunchy.  Who will come out when these two charitable, hard-working pals are compared?  Stay tuned to find out!


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  1. I still hate you for that.

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