65 Reasons I Love A.M.O.: #23 Mama Ovechkin

August 28, 2008 at 1:20 pm | Posted in 65 Reasons I Love A.M.O. | Leave a comment

Yes, Dear Readers, Mama Ovechkin.  To be perfectly honest, sometimes I think she’s my favorite of the Ovechkins.  When they had this article on SI.com, I emailed it to a ton of people because I thought it was so cool, and the general reply was gushing about how decidedly awesome she seemed.  When our neighbor met Mini Alex and made a crack about getting a Mrs. Ovechkin bobblehead, I told him her life story.  It’s pretty cool, all that she’s done.  It’s so cute how she takes care of her wittle boy.  

It certainly seems like she has great game-day fashion sense.  To think that I wear skinny jeans tucked into Uggs, a Sabres t-shirt (Crunchy!!), and a baseball hat.  Elbow length gloves?  That’s hot, bitches.

I think she and I would get along really well, too, since she is “like a hen with her chickens, trying to protect, spreading her wings, keeping them together”  (WTF?), and I will cut any bitch lady who goes near him.

Therefore, Reason #23 is in honor of Mama Ovechkin, as we all affectionately call her.  Take good care of America’s favorite Russian for us!


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